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{"fact":"The Maine Coon cat is America's only natural breed of domestic feline. It is 4 to 5 times larger than the Singapura, the smallest breed of cat.","length":143}

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{"fact":"Both humans and cats have identical regions in the brain responsible for emotion.","length":81}

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{"fact":"A cat almost never meows at another cat, mostly just humans. Cats typically will spit, purr, and hiss at other cats.","length":116}

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