{"slip": { "id": 190, "advice": "Don't always believe what you think."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 98, "advice": "It's always the quiet ones."}}
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{"fact":"Many cats love having their forehead gently stroked.","length":52}
{"fact":"The Ancient Egyptian word for cat was mau, which means \"to see\".","length":64}
{"fact":"A cat has approximately 60 to 80 million olfactory cells (a human has between 5 and 20 million).","length":96}
{"fact":"Approximately 1\/3 of cat owners think their pets are able to read their minds.","length":78}