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Levyraati is a Finnish television show which ran from the 1961–1992 originally on YLE and starting from 1992 on MTV3. It is based on the British Juke Box Jury.
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William Henry \"Papa Charlie\" Jackson was an early American bluesman and songster who accompanied himself with a banjo guitar, a guitar, or a ukulele. His recording career began in 1924. Much of his life remains a mystery, but his draft card lists his birthplace as New Orleans, Louisiana, and his death certificate states that he died in Chicago, Illino