{"slip": { "id": 28, "advice": "When you're looking up at birds flying overhead, keep your mouth closed."}}
{"slip": { "id": 177, "advice": "Everyone has their down days. Don't take it out on innocent bystanders."}}
{"fact":"The Ancient Egyptian word for cat was mau, which means \"to see\".","length":64}
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{"slip": { "id": 45, "advice": "Build something out of LEGO."}}
{"fact":"Cats hate the water because their fur does not insulate well when it\u2019s wet. The Turkish Van, however, is one cat that likes swimming. Bred in central Asia, its coat has a unique texture that makes it water resistant.","length":216}
{"slip": { "id": 221, "advice": "Share positive energy."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why do bees hum?","punchline":"Because they don't know the words.","id":343}
{"fact":"Many Egyptians worshipped the goddess Bast, who had a woman\u2019s body and a cat\u2019s head.","length":84}
{"slip": { "id": 129, "advice": "Stop procrastinating."}}
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