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{"slip": { "id": 159, "advice": "What's stopping you?"}}

{"slip": { "id": 3, "advice": "Don't eat non-snow-coloured snow."}}

{"fact":"The oldest cat to give birth was Kitty who, at the age of 30, gave birth to two kittens. During her life, she gave birth to 218 kittens.","length":136}

{"slip": { "id": 220, "advice": "Most things are not as bad as you think they are."}}

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{"fact":"Blue-eyed, white cats are often prone to deafness.","length":50}

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{"slip": { "id": 65, "advice": "When having a clear out, ask yourself if an item has any financial, practical or sentimental value. If not, chuck it."}}